Scientists speculate the world could be forever changed due to the recent discovery of a brand new species. The Kangaroozegoat is said to be extremely aggressive, and was reportedly responsible for raping 20 men who had gone on a hunting mission. One African described it like this '...the United Nations must help us rid the animals from our homes, and provide us with nuclear whizbangs to use in this matter." When told that the nukes would likely destroy his home, he declined to make a comment. Another African named Kunta Kinte said that he wished the new species to be named "Toby".
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