According to inside sources, Michael Jackson, the late great king of pop, was actually an alien creature wearing a mask. Over the decades his realistic space suit was degrading, requiring countless surgeries. Over time, the sun faded his suit from a chocolatey brown to a ghostly white. After awhile, there was a leak that developed in his space suit, over his chest, leading to a leak of argon gas. Michael Jackson's space suit apparatus used this argon gas for life, so this puncture meant he was in a desperate state. Later that day he called home to his home planet Venus and got exhumed from his ghostly death suit, and after stopping at a space port for gas, safely returned home with little trouble.
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