As this leaked internet picture clearly shows, our new president Barack Obama will likely be making his debut on screen, playing an onscreen character based on Raiden from the video game Mortal Kombat, who can never truly die, control lightning bolts, and teleport.. When asked about the role, the president said it was much like he envisioned the United States economy; only without the lightning bolts. In our sit down interview with Mr. Obama, he said he prepared for this role by flying his jet through time zones, and feels that he can now teleport back and forth through time by 1 hour. President Obama allegedly had considered undergoing plastic surgery to resemble his character more wholeheartedly, which would most likely lead him to an automatic Oscar worthy performance. Here is an alleged picture from a doctor who will be known as "X" who claims he has done many procedures for Mister Obama, including lip and nose augmentations, and breast augmentation. "Mister obama wanted to appear asian but was unhappy with the picture that we photoshopped for him." Shown here:
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